If you look white but have something between your legs that most white guys don’t, make sure women know about it without you having to become an exhibitionist.  Wear this funny joke tshirt so women know that there is far more to you than just your whiteness. 

Unfortunately, most women judge a book by its cover.  They see that you are a white man and automatically believe that you must have a small penis and be bad in bed.  If you wear this funny joke tshirt, women will know right off the bat that the other 12% of you is plenty to be excited about. 

You might look like a white guy for the most part but that elephant’s trunk between your legs is definitely something you inherited from the other side of the family.  Wear this funny joke tshirt and women will be hunting you down in hopes of getting to know your black side better.