Don’t let your mom get away with that little incident after conception.  Wear this abortion survivor t-shirt and let your old lady know that you still haven’t forgotten what she tried to do to you when you were just a teeny bean in her uterus.  After all, it was totally her fault that she got drunk at that sleazy party and hooked up with your dead beat dad, right?  The scars on your forehead and your low IQ are proof of the damage that your momma did, so you best not let her forget it. 

This abortion survivor t-shirt will also help you explain to your friends why you’re so f’ing weird.  People like to chide you about how dumb you are and why you’re always chasing squirrels.  By wearing this abortion survivor t-shirt, you can give your heartless buddies a nice dose of STFU. 

People won’t be so quick to judge you once they realize that you were the victim of an attempted coat hanger abortion.  So, let the truth be known and tell the world about the struggles you overcame in order to set foot on this earth.  Make no mistake about it; wearing this abortion survivor funny t-shirt will change your life.