Sometimes, okay, most of the time, you feel like strangling your wife.  She’s bitchy, cooks like bollocks, and drives you berserk with all her nagging.  Your life has turned into a never-ending episode of Married with Children, but you dare not explicitly mention that you’re unhappy, lest you be beaten with a wooden spoon. 

Despite the fact that your relationship is dysfunctional, your wife still likes to give off the impression that you two are just like peas in a pod.  She cares too much about what all the beehive-sporting hags who live in the neighborhood think about your relationship, so wear this “According to My Wife I am Very Happy!” funny t-shirt to let the world know that you are indeed happy… according to her, anyway. 

This funny t-shirt will keep your wife mum, so you can continue drinking beer in the evenings and masturbating in the shower in peace.  You know that your wife could care less what you really think anyway, so keep her lips zipped with this “According to My Wife I am Very Happy!” t-shirt.