If you had a shotgun wedding and your baby was nothing more than a product of overindulgence, dress your kid in this all mommy wanted was a backrub funny joke t-shirt.  Sometimes, we just want to give each other a rub here and a caress there but get too touchy feely in the process.  The next thing you know, you wake up in the morning totally naked, next to that dude who was removing knots from your back muscles.  Oops.

If all you wanted was a stress relieving massage and you didn’t really plan to become a mom, have your kid wear this funny joke t-shirt and show people that your original intention was not to drop your pants.  Clearly, you were seduced. 

Better yet, if you think that your mommy was duped into motherhood, wear this funny joke t-shirt to prove that your old lady was never trying to score.  You can tell your friends with this funny joke t-shirt that you were indeed an accident because, after all, your mom’s only intention was to get a good back rub!  Pass that oil, please.