From the cream of some young guy to fuck this shit, Confucius had some seriously profound proverbs to dictate.  This funny Chinese shirt will let your peers know how wise and learned you are.  Even if your karate chops are rusty, by wearing this funny Chinese shirt and showing off your masterful knowledge of ancient Chinese proverbs, you will keep your enemies at bay. 

Become the local sage with this funny Chinese shirt.  This funny Chinese shirt is also a great joke on those Asiaphiles who are obsessed with wearing shirts with Chinese symbols as if they knew what they really meant.  Trick passerby into believing that you are just wearing another one of those shirts decorated with Chinese symbols.  They will squint and realize that you are just being a dick. 

If you find yourself saying, “fuck this shit,” often, wear this funny Chinese shirt and spread your ancient Chinese knowledge to the four corners of the world.