If fights with your girlfriend always end with her wringing your neck until you’re whimpering on all fours and handing her your credit card, wear this assume the position funny t-shirt.  Don’t worry - you’re not alone.  There are many other dudes in this situation, and you can build solidarity with them by wearing this assume the position funny t-shirt. 

Whether you brought a drunken bimbo home with you by accident, forgot it was your girl’s birthday, or accidentally stepped on her creepy ass poodle, there are days when you’ll simply need to lower your head and do as your girl says.  And no bow of submission will be returned with forgiveness unless you pay up in the form of credit.

If this funny t-shirt resonates with you, you’ve undoubtedly watched before as your girlfriend maxed out your credit card at Louis Vuitton, Coach, and other frivolous shops.   It may pain you to watch as she maxes out your precious plastic, but your Johnson?  Priceless.  There are some things money just can’t buy.  For everything else, there’s Mastercard.