Are you totally dependent on chemical substances?  If you can’t keep cool without popping a few pills or taking a big swig of whisky, wear this funny Betty Ford t-shirt.  The Betty Ford clinic is a ritzy druggie rehab clinic.  While most of us waste away in our own bedrooms trying to overcome the convulsions, cold flashes, and sweating the hard way, some hopeless druggies can pay to be pampered Hilton-style at this uppity clinic. 

Wear this funny Betty Ford t-shirt either to show off that you are a druggie or to be ironic.  Your friends know that if you ever do quit dabbling in the contraband, you are going to do it cold turkey.  You certainly aren’t going to blow your life savings at Betty Ford.  For the sensible, economically disadvantaged druggie who simply can’t afford methadone and personal ass massages, this funny Betty Ford t-shirt makes a unique statement. 

Or if you are one of those snooty teenage catastrophes whose parents can actually afford to blow some dough on Betty Ford, this funny Betty Ford t-shirt will make you a hit amongst your prissy friends who undoubtedly look up to your foolish behavior.