This vulgar funny joke t-shirt is ideal for any sex-crazed youngster who’s fond of spraying cum in the mouths of unknowing females.  If you want to warn the ladies that you’ll be filling up a mouth near them with your radioactive semen, wear this, “Cumming soon in a mouth like yours,” funny joke t-shirt.

This funny joke t-shirt might offend the conservative types who are fearful of goo-spitting one-eyed monsters, but it’ll be a huge hit with the girls who like to open their mouths wide and get their fill.  Just observe the looks on people’s faces as you make your noble intentions clear with this funny joke t-shirt.  You’ll come across both looks of horror and ecstasy, and if you’re lucky, you might even get a few phone numbers out of it. 

Don’t be the jerk off who pretends like he wants to have a serious relationship when all he actually wants is another random opening to fill.  Be honest about the fact that you’re only looking for a place to empty out your life juice by wearing this funny joke t-shirt and watch as the girls go gaga over it.