Don’t let yourself be restrained by labels.  Wear this funny define girlfriend tee so women can’t abuse the, “But I’m your girlfriend,” line.  Girlfriend could mean many things.  Hey, my mom calls my sister’s friends her “girlfriends.”  Does that mean she is not allowed to have more than one girlfriend?  Of course not!  Wear this funny define girlfriend tee so the girl you happen to sleep with more often than the others doesn’t try to get territorial on your ass.

 If you wear this funny define girlfriend tee, those philosophical conversations about the true meaning of the world “girlfriend” are inevitably going to arise.  While your “girlfriend” is waxing poetic about the issue, it’s your chance to get the hell out of there and get to business. 

This funny define girlfriend tee will allow you to weasel your way out of many risky situations.  Don’t let a girl chain you down.  Wear this funny define girlfriend tee and no girl will be able to claim that you are all hers.