If you hate it when people try to engage you in small talk, tell them kindly to STFU and leave you alone with this funny t-shirt.  The scowl on your face should be proof enough that you’re not a people person, but some stupid asses never seem to get it!  Wear this, “Do I look like a fucking people person?” funny t-shirt so they’re sure to keep a safe distance.

The ideal wearer of this funny t-shirt is someone who abhors those bubbly, friendly types who like to talk about the weather, crack jokes with strangers, and practically suck people’s dicks in line at the grocery store.  If you want to prevent asinine conversations from taking place when you are forced to go out into public for reasons beyond your control, wear this funny t-shirt and those overly happy, talkative jerks will quickly get the point.

This funny t-shirt is perfect for you if your idea of a good day involves not having to interact with anybody either over the phone or face-to-face.  No annoying people person will burst your cozy bubble if you wear this funny t-shirt anytime you crawl out from under your rock.