If you’re having trouble getting laid, wear this funny t-shirt and show the ladies that you always use birth control.  More and more women are reluctant to give it up because they’re worried that it will lead to them rocking the cradle before they’re ready.  If you wear this, “Don’t worry, I always pull out,” funny t-shirt, you can assure them that you’re not ready to pay child support either. 

Wondering why women won’t give you the time of day?  It’s probably because they think you’re the kind of guy who likes to let your load off while you’re still inside.  To ensure that no woman gets the wrong idea about your habits in the sack, wear this funny t-shirt whenever you go out looking for your next catch. 

When you wear this funny t-shirt, you’ll notice a dramatic improvement in the response you get from women.  They’ll actually spend more time ogling your package and then giggle and whisper their digits in your ear after you bust out your cheesy pick up lines.  So, if your sex life has been lacking action, wear this funny t-shirt and watch as the ladies shower you with free love.