If you often get so shit faced that you become borderline dyslexic, wear this frunk as duck funny joke t-shirt in the name of bad words and booze.  You certainly can’t plant an f-bomb at school or work, so wear this frunk as duck funy joke t-shirt whenever blatant profanity is out of the question. 

This tongue twisting frunk as duck funny joke t-shirt is a classic drunkard’s tee that will be a hit at any watering hole in your local area.  Just slap on the frunk as duck funny joke t-shirt, head to the bar down the street, and start chatting with the bearded cowboy next to you about how sometimes you eat the bar and sometimes the bar eats you.  Before you know it, people will be handing you free White Russians left and right. 

If you get your consonants mixed up when you drink heavily or your speech gets jumbled to the point that you’re barely comprehensible after a few beers, wear this frunk as duck funny joke t-shirt to warn people of your shoddy language skills.  Dyslexic ducking frunks unite!