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Weddings are like a sad, sad ending to the video game of life. This funny bachelor tee will let the ladies know that you simply aren’t ready to walk down that aisle. In a video game you work so damn hard to get to the final stage. Saying “I do” somewhere in between just screws up the rest of your sorry life.
Getting into her pants is one hell of an entertaining game but it’s all over when you slip on that wedding band. This funny bachelor tee will let it be known to the ladies that you simply aren’t up for changing diapers and mowing the lawn just yet. After all, who could be happy with financial responsibility, monogamy, raising kids, monogamy, no partying, monogamy, and oh yeah, did I say monogamy?
This funny bachelor tee speaks the truth. The game is literally done, finished, caput, when you put on that tux and take your hussy on a honeymoon. Maintain your freedom and independence by wearing this funny bachelor tee. It’s the ultimate commitment-seeker repellent.
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