Cut to the chase with this funny beer t-shirt.  This funny beer t-shirt is sexist, rude, and downright despicable.  But if you aren’t ready to chat with girls unless you have a beer in hand, let it be known with this funny beer t-shirt.  This funny beer t-shirt will help you weed out the feminists because god knows we’d all like to avoid those armpit hair-sporting, granola types. 

With this funny beer t-shirt on, you will only be approached by a woman who is willing to serve you a cold lager on command.  For the misogynist who thinks wives are waitresses first and foremost, this funny beer t-shirt is a great accessory. 

Even if you are in touch with gender equality and all that jazz, this funny beer t-shirt might score you a beer or two for its sharp punch line.  Women swoon over funny guys and they might see think you’re hilarious if you wear this funny beer t-shirt.  Just sit tight in this funny beer t-shirt and those bitches will be brining you beer in no time.