Ever wondered how to score free beer?  In these rough economic times, beer is scarce in general.  That's why a funny drinking shirt like this can be a great investment.  Take Dude for example.  Dude was lonely.  He just lost his job and to top it off, his girlfriend dumped his pathetic ass. 

What's worse than not getting laid and getting laid off simultaneously?  Maybe getting your head wedged in a horse's ass but that's another story.  Dude just about had it.  Rather than moping and crossing his hairy toes in the hopes that life would get better, he put on this funny drinking shirt.  The minute he stepped out of the door with this funny drinking shirt, the ladies were all over him and the guys were offering him free beer. 

Who could resist a funny drinking shirt?  Dude ended up with free beers in hand pretty much 24/7 in this funny drinking shirt because people could relate to that desire to crack open a cold one when times are rough.  Why not let a funny drinking shirt do all the talking for you too?  Your investment will pay itself off in a few hours, I almost guarantee it.