In your home country, are you considered a nerdy, small-dicked loser?  Well there is one place in the world where you will be able to enjoy pop star status and it is Japan!!  With this funny Japanese tee, people will think of you as that sexy foreigner with one giant piece of shrimp tempura between his scrawny legs. 

Let’s face it.  Japanese guys aren’t exactly considered the manliest of men in the world.  In fact, they just look borderline feminine.  Even if you are an ugly, pimply-faced dweeb in your country, Japanese ladies will fawn over you if you wear this funny Japanese tee. 

This funny Japanese tee will let people know that you are huge in every sense of the word.  Let people know about your admirable status in the Orient with this funny Japanese tee.  If you wear this funny Japanese tee, you’ll find yourself wearing a kimono and surrounded by silky haired babes before you know it.