It’s inevitable that you’ll raise a few eyebrows when you walk around chink-eyed, hazy, and smelling like a big bud of dank.  If you want to maintain your buzz and prevent your own arrest, make sure that you wear this funny t-shirt anytime you venture out into public stoned out of your gourds.  No one will be able to prove that you’re high off anything more than just life unless they pull out one of your hairs and send it in for a drug test, so you may as well stay out of trouble by claiming that life’s the reason behind your dazed and confused behavior.   

You put a little piece of life in a bong, lit it up, and sucked up that proverbial smoke as if there were no tomorrow, and that’s why you’re so damn blitzed.  Your smoking buddy might be nervously practicing his lines in case a cop pulls you over, but he can just wear this funny tee to get the point across.  When you wear this If Anyone Asks Just Say We’re High on Life funny t-shirt, you won’t have to stutter and fumble around for an explanation as to why you’ve eaten fifteen peanut butter and jelly sandwiches or why you can barely keep your eyes open because the shirt will speak for itself.