Nobody messes with a mafia man unless they want to get clubbed in a back alley or get one of their pinky fingers chopped off.  So, wear this mafia funny joke t-shirt wherever you go to ensure that people obey even the most ludicrous of your orders.  

Even if you’re not Italian or you only have distant relatives in Sicily, you’ll scare the Bejesus out of everybody when you wear this mafia funny joke t-shirt.  People will immediately picture the look on your Uncle Vito’s face if they were to say no, so they’re sure to do whatever you please if you wear this mafia funny joke t-shirt before asking them for a favor.

There’s no need to kill, threaten, or maim anybody if you wear this mafia funny joke t-shirt because it’ll speak for itself.  Nobody, not even a blood or a crip, wants to experience the consequences of displeasing a mafia man.  If you wear this mafia funny joke t-shirt and practice your Robert De Niro pout in the mirror beforehand, people will let you run a meth lab in their house, eat for free with your extended family in their restaurant, and have anal sex with their wife, among other perks.