Get an enthusiastic, “Sir, yes sir,” from the ladies by wearing this Major Johnson funny joke t-shirt.  Women will be on all fours, getting their knees and elbows dirty, boot camp-style, if you sport this Major Johnson funny joke t-shirt in their presence.

When everybody finds out that you have a Major Johnson, they will follow all of your orders without complaint.  So, if you’re having trouble getting your underlings to do as you say, put on this Major Johnson funny joke t-shirt and watch as they humbly bow down to your Johnson.

You’re not one of the majors who compensates for his small package by treating people in lower ranks like dirt.  As a Major Johnson, you command respect without uttering a single word because the size of your package is apparent from a distance.  But sometimes, it might take a minute for people to realize that you’re not just packing heat or carrying a banana in your pocket.  Wear this Major Johnson funny joke t-shirt so that people recognize your rank immediately.