Wear this Me So Horny funny joke t-shirt and watch as women from the Orient bow to you and serve you body sushi.  This Me So Horny funny joke t-shirt is perfect for any man with an Asian fetish who’d love to be with a girl that offers him sucky sucky five dolla at no charge.  When you wear this Me So Horny funny joke t-shirt, women with that one-of-a-kind Asian persuasion will pleasure you in such exotic new ways that you’ll shout, “Miso happy!”

Why settle for the everyday white girl when you can be with a sexy Asian minx who gives you sponge baths, swiftly pulls out the hairs on your testicles with chopsticks, and satisfies your kinkiest desires with a subservient bow and smile?  Wear this Me So Horny funny joke t-shirt to appeal to geisha girls quickly and confidently. 

You’ll have a lot more luck with petite and sweet Asian girls if you wear this Me So Horny funny joke t-shirt while you are on the prowl.  They will read the obscure Chinese lettering on this shirt and feel an immediate desire to treat your Yellow Fever.  The results are almost magical!