If you’re always walking around with an uncontrollable woody, wear this Mister Hard funny joke t-shirt.  This funny tee features the Mastercard logo, but the word “Mastercard” is replaced with the hilarious name “Mister Hard.”  Any man who gets boners at the most inconvenient moments deserves the nickname Mister Hard.  For example, if you pop a woody anytime you visit a massage parlor, wear this Mister Hard funny joke t-shirt.  The massage therapist will be so pleased with your bluntness that she may even provide you with a happy ending at no extra cost.

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