Go back to your indigenous roots with this run with beer funny joke t-shirt.  You may no longer sport the crown of feathers and the long pigtail braids, but deep down, you’re still a tribesman.  Wear this run with beer funny joke t-shirt to display your hard-earned Indian name, which is seldom used anymore but will never be forgotten.

Whether cops catch you downing a brew on a street corner or driving while connected to a beer bong, you’re skilled at running away with an open beer in hand; that’s how you earned such an honorable Indian name. When you sport this run with beer funny joke t-shirt, your underlings will recognize your holy status, sacrifice goats in your name, and shower you with six packs, kegs, and other prized gifts. 

Wear this run with beer funny joke t-shirt to protect yourself from unfair discrimination.  No cop will mess with an Indian chief named Run with Beer, even if he’s the last one to leave when the party gets busted.  Every time you wear this run with beer funny joke t-shirt, you’ll be embracing your Indian heritage while displaying your status as the tribe’s wise ass.