If you’re a P.I.M.P., a.k.a. person into marketing prostitutes, wear this National Pimp Association funny joke t-shirt to declare that you’re a member of this important community.  The National Pimp Assocation is widely recognized today as both a major political force and America’s foremost defender of the world’s oldest profession.  Any member or admirer of this non-partisan, non-profit organization should sport this National Pimp Association funny joke t-shirt to show solidarity with our nation’s pimpin’ community. 

If you’re overseeing hoes in several area codes, wear this National Pimp Association funny joke t-shirt to display your status as a successful pimp.  Anytime you need to go shopping or run errands, you can wear this funny tee instead of the gold rings, purple jacket, and feather fedora hat that always attracts unwanted stares from the po po. 

Whether you’re an active member of the National Pimp Association, or you pay your dues yet don’t attend meetings as frequently as you ought to, wear this National Pimp Association funny joke t-shirt to connect with other pimps in your area.  Nobody will dare run an operation in your territory as long as you prove that you’re a recognized pimp with this funny tee.