Have you ever had one of those awesome teachers who always spoke the truth, no matter how dirty?  Wear this Never Go Ass to Mouth funny joke t-shirt to recognize your hardworking teachers’ efforts.  Thanks to the sound advice that your teacher wrote on the blackboard back in high school, you’ve prevented the spread of terminal diseases and the occurrence of disgusting accidents. 

If it weren’t for hearing your teacher’s smart advice, you wouldn’t have had a clue that going from ass to mouth is an unwritten law.   Give thanks to your all-knowing teacher while warning your clueless peers about the risks of ask to mouth by wearing this Never Go Ass to Mouth funny joke t-shirt. 

The dangers of ass to mouth are numerous.  You could cause your wide-mouthed partner to contract one or all of the venereal diseases you’re carrying while sucking on your poop popsicle.  So, don’t let your friends suffer from the consequences of going ass to mouth.  Wear this Never Go Ass to Mouth funny joke t-shirt to teach them, just as you noble teacher taught you, that ass to mouth is a deadly sequence.