Are you a fanatic of gossip?  If shit talker is your middle name, wear this, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, sit by me,” funny joke t-shirt when you’re out and about.  When you wear this funny tee, you’re more likely to be on the receiving end of the juicy gossip that keeps life eventful.  So, if you ever have to go to a party or another boring social function, wear this funny joke t-shirt; you’ll attract the attention of the assholes with the loosest mouths. 

Most gossipers won’t start running their mouths until you give them a green light because they realize that some folks don’t appreciate slandering and reputation tarnishing.  If you want to let the gossipers in town know that gossip runs in your despicable veins, wear this funny joke t-shirt and give them the green light they seek. 

You’re not one to waste time talking about the weather or how beautiful so-and-so’s dress is.  You want to hear people’s dirtiest secrets, and you want to hear them now.  So, appeal to the best sources of gossip by wearing this funny joke t-shirt, and you’re sure to be one of the first to know about your neighbors’ sleazy escapades.