Do you trade in your wife beater for black ninja garb when the occasion calls for it?  If espionage, assassination, and deadly martial arts moves are a regular part of your routine, show off your covert skills with this funny ninja tee.  This funny ninja tee goes to show that you don’t have to work full-time to be a warrior. 

Perhaps you spend your weekends passed out in a ditch with a beer bottle in hand but your sober moments still allow you to go out secretly at night to assassinate your enemies.  Show people with this funny ninja tee that even drunks can bust out warrior skills when the situation calls for it.  You can also use this funny ninja tee to scare the shit out of random passerby. 

Whether you’re at the supermarket, at the movies, or in the public bathroom, people won’t dare try to look over at what’s going on in your urinal or stare at you when you pick your nose.  You won’t ever have to utter the words, “What the hell are you lookin’ at?” if you make this funny ninja tee the star of your wardrobe.  People will automatically take a few steps back and avoid eye contact.