You know that you’re special, so don’t be coy about it.  Wear this limited edition funny joke t-shirt so everyone realizes that they need to get a piece of you while they still can.  You’re one-of-a-kind, and the opportunity to hang out with someone as cool as you will diminish as soon as you depart from this earth.  Wear this limited edition funny joke t-shirt to let people know that you’re important and if they’re persistent, they may even be able to get your attention for a couple of heavenly minutes. 

Having you as a friend is like having the most expensive and rare collectible coin in your private collection. There just aren’t enough original bad asses like you in the world, so it’s understandable that you’ve grown an ego larger than your humongous Johnson.  But no one will think you’re an ass if you wear this limited edition funny joke t-shirt because it’s got that cocky-funny flair that makes you oh-so-irresistible.  So, wear this limited edition funny joke t-shirt to own up to those otherworldly qualities that make you so damn appealing to earthlings.