Do you have an internet persona that’s completely different from you real life one? If you use the web to mask your true identity and hit on young boys, then wear this funny t-shirt. On the internet, you’re a 15 year old female who has cyber sex with teen boys. In real life, you’re a 40 year old trucker who lives in his mom’s basement. You used to hang around the high school parking lot to find young meat, but that ended up getting you in trouble with the police, so you decided to be more discreet by using the internet to search for worthy youngsters.
This funny t-shirt is the perfect accessory for anyone who has a secret life on the web. Whether you’re an obese, middle-aged cougar or a gay man with a penchant for America’s youth, this funny t-shirt is sure to resonate with you.
What’s the point of being truthful on the internet? If you want to get some action, you need to be appealing, and the age of 15 is pretty much the peak when it comes to looks and libido. Let’s face it. Nobody wants to cyber pork your fat, ugly ass. You may as well pretend that you’re more desirable by wearing this funny t-shirt and owning your 15 year old internet persona.