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Do you support the draft? By draft, I don’t mean sending your ass over to the oil-filled desert to get diced up in the name of Uncle Sam. I’m not talking about fighting for the right to gorge yourself on freedom fries, watch bestiality porn, or masturbate in public.
I’m talking about fighting for the rights of the United States of Beer, no matter what that may entail. Support the other draft with this funny beer t-shirt. Everyone knows your lazy, drunk ass ain’t gonna head off to war so use the silly play on words on this funny beer t-shirt to your advantage. Support the lager with this funny beer t-shirt the next time you’re out on the town.
This funny beer t-shirt could lead to free beer, a new alcoholic friend or two, or even a ticket to getting your ass whooped by those disgruntled Vietnam vets who can’t take a joke. The latter probably won’t happen though so don’t worry too much. Get your drink on with this funny beer t-shirt and let everyone know that you take your rights to get shitfaced very seriously.
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