Are you married to a loon?  If you do whatever the voices in your wife’s head tell you to do, wear this funny joke t-shirt and let the world know that your wife is nuts off her ass and you’re apparently her wimpy little bitch.  This funny tee is a parody of the old, “I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do,” t-shirt that we’re all sick of seeing.  Why pretend that you’re mentally ill when it’s actually your significant other that needs to be put in a straitjacket? 

Your wife is a difficult, short-tempered nag who is a constant thorn in your side.  You used to think she was going through a phase, but after several years, you’ve realized that imaginary people actually talk to her throughout the day and try to dictate her actions.  That’s why her head starts to spin and she projectile vomits, The Exorcist-style. 

To make matters worse, you’ve become an intolerable jerk since you spend so much time trying to keep your wife numb and happy.  Explain to your friends the real reason behind your recently unbearable behavior with this funny tee.  It’ll also help you appease the cops when you get caught vandalizing your neighbors’ property or pleasuring yourself at the local movie theater.